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Sorry if I don't say much, but I'm willing to shell out for a nice dinner.

I won't stop until I can take you back to my place in Baskerville!

Come back to my treehouse and see what I've got hidden there.

My dear, I will treat you with such flattery and lavish attention like you've never known.

Dating is difficult and usually makes me feel so awkward, but we've been getting along swimmingly.

I do indeed take care of business in the woods. Want to find out how much I can take?

Honey, I'll just keep asking and asking.

I can guarantee you a bloody good time that'll leave you completely drained.

I'm a swinger looking for some tail. Want to fool around a little?

I'll eat my food fast, you pack it up, and let's see if you're hungry like me.

Is it boorish of me to want to keep you all to myself?

Don't be intimidated by me, I'm just a big cheesy person deep down.

Let me just repeat that - you're not into the pirate costume?

I'll take a swing at any slimeball on your trail!

You'll understand why I strut like this when you see the end of the rainbow treasure I've got hiding underneath.

If my friends weren't egging me on, I'd have been too afraid to ask you out!

Just want to play a little rough - I'll let you take the reins.