Each dating profile clues an animal that is also an English verb.
- CLAM
- HOUND
- SQUIRREL
- FAWN
- FLOUNDER
- BEAR
- BADGER
- LEECH
- MONKEY
- WOLF
- HOG
- COW
- PARROT
- SLUG
- PEACOCK
- CHICKEN
- HORSE
The names of each person are days of the week in a foreign language. Taking them as an index (Sunday = 1... Saturday = 7) produces ANSWER DEMOGORGONS.