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Do you remember graduating from toy trains and Simon Says into the world of Choose-Your-Own-Adventures? Sure, survival was always a 50/50 proposition, but that was part of their charm.
If you decide to peek into it to check on the quicksand, turn to page 37. If you decide to check out of the hotel, turn to page 100.
If you decide you can avoid it when climbing the mountainside in the rain, turn to page 5, then turn to page 37.
If you decide to change into your swimsuit and get into it, turn to page 37. If you decide to be blunt, turn to page 100.
If you remark that it's a beautiful shade for a crappy sedan, turn to page 4, then turn to page 37.
If you decide to board it even though the engines look extremely unreliable, turn to page 2, then turn to page 37.
If you enter that cage at the zoo to look at it, turn to page 37. If you decide to rethink your plan, turn to page 100.
If you go to the east side to drop in on it, turn to page 3, then turn to page 37.
Page 37: You have died. There must be some way to get through this without kissing your life goodbye, but this isn't it.
Page 100: Success! You have found one of the ways out. Good for you!