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O, the Anguish!

ANSWER: GLADDEST

Author: Charles Steinhardt

Each of the clues must be interpreted phonetically, "Anguished English" style to be understood. Each clue clues an answer which can be phonetically represented by two letters. The complete list of clues and answers is below.

PRETEND SHUSH                           ARTY     RT  (Pretentious)
TILL TED TUDOR SIGHED                   ASKEW    SQ  (Tilted to the side)
WRY DUH WAKE APT INN                    AYE-AYE  II  ("Right away, Captain")
PAPER RED ASSESSOR                      AYIN     IN  (Pei predecessor)
SHY NEONS MAUL ASSIZE                   BEADY    BD  (Shint and small, as eyes)
ASH AFT TOUGH FLIGHT                    BEAM     BM  (A shaft of light)
DISK OWES RAW BIN BARRIER MOW REESE     BEEGEE   BG  (Disco's Robin, Barry, or Maurice)
KEY PINGS EGRET STEW ONCE ELF           CAGEY    KG  (Keeping secrets to oneself)
FAY MUST RYE COW VICK TIM               CASEY    KC  (Famous strikeout victim)
UH NET RACK TIFF PURSE IN               CUTIE    QT  (An attractive person)
ARE TIN THAI TILL BIDE ANNULLED RUMP    DEAL     DL  (Art in title by Donald Trump)
YANK EASE TART ENSURE STOP              DIDI     DD  (Yankees' starting shortstop)
ATE TIVO LOU SHUN POE CHEM ON           EEVEE    EV  (Eight-evolution Pokemon)
FOR TEA THYME STEW                      EIGHTY   AT  (Forty times two)
TOCKS YOHOS TESTY JEN HEIRESS           ELLEN    LN  (Talk show host DeGeneres)
KOCH NIECE SCREE TING                   'ELLO    LO  (Cockney's greeting)
UH PENNED TOOTH HUB OFFER               ENQUEUE  NQ  (Append to the buffer)
ADE ED LEASE INN                        ENVY     NV  (A deadly sin)
GERM MENS IT TEEN AYN THIN SIGHS        ESSEN    SN  (German city, ninth in size)
MY CROWS OFF TOFFEE SCUM PWN INT        EXCEL    XL  (Microsoft Office Component)
ONCE HOOD ENT RINKED TOOTH HISS         EXCESS   XS  (One shouldn't drink to this)
FRA STINK RUSTED                        ICY      IC  (Frost-encrusted)
YEA LORD ART MUFF                       IVY      IV  (Yale or Dartmouth)
KERR LEAVE EDGE TAB ALIKE AB ITCH       KALE     KL  (Curly vegetable like cabbage)
THAI PUFFED AWL WHIFF IN ORE MUSS SAID  KEWPIE   QP  (Type of doll with an enourmous head)
GRAN KNOW LULL IKE                      OATY     OT  (Granola-like)
LIEU QUILL SUNS BROTH HER               OWEN     ON  (Luke Wilson's brother)
FOUR MERP ITCH URGE ACHE                PEAVY    PV  (Former pitcher Jake)
BAR SELL OWNERS CENT HERB ACK           PIQUE    PK  (Barcelona center back)
SQUAW LITTER MORE LEAD EAGER RAIDED     SEEDY    CD  (Squalid or morally degraded)
AURA COLOR SIGH KICK                    SEER     CR  (Oracle or psychic)
FORTH GULL DENT TICKER TWIN ER          TEAVEE   TV  (Fourth golden ticket winner)
DE WRING THUS AIM PEER YOD              WHILE    YL  (During the same period)
BOWL JUROR HERS ARGH                    WHITEY   YT  (Bulger or Herzog)
INN TENTS REEL LEDGE US DEVO SHIN       ZEAL     ZL  (Intense religious devotion)

There is exactly one way to fit these answers into the provided grid such that any two adjacent words share a letter across their adjacent edge, and that it is as follows:

The answer is GLADDEST.