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Before and Alter

  1. What a former Vice President calls his abs after enrolling in a popular accordionist's new personal training program

  2. Original singer of "Red Red Wine" has hidden potential to be exceptional in the future, but for now is just rolling around in a thick mixture of flour and water.

  3. TV crossover where Danny, Joey, and Uncle Jesse must repeatedly thwart the efforts of the fictional 46th President who's trying to load their home with coagulated milk.

  4. Board game where players must answer questions like, "Who killed Brother Adelmo?", "Who keeps whistling 'Come Together' and 'Here Comes the Sun'", and "Did someone set a lion loose in the monastery?"

  5. HBO series about a family who insists on running their funeral home beneath a health resort because "it's better down where it's wetter."